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Post by Man With A Plan on Oct 13, 2008 23:54:34 GMT -5
Vote.
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Blue Bomber
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Post by Blue Bomber on Oct 14, 2008 2:19:25 GMT -5
(Hey all. Honestly, I don't see myself getting voted in to this but I do like the theatrics of season. So here goes. Enjoy, and thanks...)*White stretch limo with JBL logo pulls into arena. Limo driver opens backseat door and John Bradshaw Layfield emerges sporting a suit and his signature cowboy hat*Eve: JBL! *JBL turns and an villain-like grin crosses his face as the lovely Eve has come into his view*Eve: JBL, one week from Saturday you will have the opportunity to face Stonecold Steve Austin and John Cena in a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship. You are a canidate to be voted into the match and I was wondering if I could get your thoughts. JBL: *Chuckles* Sure darlin'. *still smiling* I'll try to make this sweet and simple so even you can understand: Cyber Saturday... This event was clearly created originally with me in mind so that my fans who sell out arenas all over the country when they see my name on the card can finally make the CHOICE of having me become they're World Heavyweight Champion. What a great great country this is Eve, that we as proud Americans have the freedom to make choices to elect obvious greatness. In fact, if you listen carefully you can hear what the fans speaking out already.... *JBL closes his eyes and lifts his head up* JBL: J... B... L..., J... B... L..., J... B... L... *Very faint chants of "J... B... L..." drowned out by booing from the crowd*JBL: Ha-ha! There ya have it. I don't care if John Cena *crowd pop...* gets in my way, or even the great Stonecold Stone Steve Austin *louder crowd pop*. Unlike candidates with empty promises at certain election come November, WHEN I'm voted in, I make a guarantee that only a man with my kind of my wealth and stature can make: VICTORY and a new World Heavyweight Champion. Ha-ha! God bless America and God Bless JBL! Eve: But JBL... what about the other two Superstars that may be voted into the match, Edge and Bobby Lashley? *JBL Looks down at Eve again with a disingenuous smile*JBL: ... I hope they have a good match ... *Smiling very confidently and full of himself, JBL walks away in a cocky manner towards the locker-room area as Eve looks on.*
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Post by Man With A Plan on Oct 22, 2008 18:58:33 GMT -5
Poll will be closed on Thursday
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